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Hey, Metal Mouth, Hey, Train Tracks! Six Funny Comebacks for People Who Wear Braces

November 12th, 2025

Brace-ism: believe it or not, it’s a concept. The Urban Dictionary defines brace-ism as “acting mean to people who have braces on their teeth.” Phrases like metal mouth, brace face, and train tracks are common jokes uttered by gap-toothed fools who like to make fun of people with braces.

While ignoring these comments and taking the high road is the best thing to do, there’s nothing wrong with having a few clever retorts and quick-witted comebacks up your sleeve.

  1. The next time someone calls you train tracks, break into an obnoxious train imitation, with lots of toot-toot and chuga-chuga-chuga. Finish off your crazy locomotive impersonation with some sort of deafening train horn. That’ll keep the bullies at bay.
  2. “It’s better to be a brace face than a space case.”
  3. Counter with a ridiculously childish joke that makes the schoolyard tormentor feel even smaller than he already is. “Oh. Yeah. Why did the deer need braces? Because he had buck teeth. Hahaha.” Top it off with an exaggerated eye roll.
  4. “Yeah, my brother tells that joke. He’s six. You guys should hang out.” That’ll stop the haters dead in their tracks. Or would that be train tracks?
  5. Here’s one from the sarcasm grab bag. “Well, I’m just glad there’s a way to fix what’s wrong with my face.”
  6. “I can’t wait to discuss this formative moment at our ten-year class reunion, when my teeth are razor-straight and you’re wearing adult braces.”

 

How Sugar Affects Your Smile

November 11th, 2025

Understanding the impact of sugar on oral health is very important. When you consume too much sugar and aren’t taking care of your oral health, the sugar will cause plaque to form. The plaque contains acids that erode teeth enamel, causing permanent stains and cavities. Plaque also causes gum disease such as gingivitis, making the gums red, swollen, and bleed easily.

But sugar isn’t just in candy or sweets. There are hidden sugars in many everyday diets. Many beverages like soda, juice, coffee and tea drinks, and sports drinks contain lots of hidden sugar. If you aren’t sure how to choose beverages and snacks with low sugar content, you can look at the product labels for sugar content.

There are plenty of healthier alternatives to sugary snacks which include vegetables, nuts, fruits, and whole grains. These options typically contain less sugar and are better for maintaining oral health.

Another important step to ensuring a healthy smile is regular dental checkups. These are essential to catch dental decay early and start treatment before issues become large and painful.

And if you are a parent, start encouraging children to consume less sugar by setting a good example. Emphasize the importance of making healthy choices by demonstrating how to evaluate and choose foods and beverages.

If you have any questions or need to schedule your next appointment, please give us a call today!

Tips for Cold and Flu Season

November 5th, 2025

It’s peak cold and flu season, a time to be especially conscious about your health. We have some suggestions to help you navigate this contagious time of year, with bonus tips for a healthy smile.

  • Wash Up! 

Bacteria and viruses can live for hours and even days on non-porous surfaces like doorknobs, phones, and keyboards. That’s why it’s so important to wash your hands before touching your mouth, nose, and eyes, before brushing and flossing, and before you cook or eat. Washing with plain soap and water will eliminate most germs.

Bonus Tip: Keeping your fingers away from your mouth does more than prevent the transmission of bacteria and viruses. Fingernail biting can damage brackets, wires, and even tooth enamel. Prolonged thumb or finger sucking can affect tooth and jaw alignment. Delicate gum tissue can be injured or infected by broken or dirty nails. If you’d like to break harmful oral habits, talk to Drs. Chen and Sepe for suggestions.

  • Stay Hydrated

Hydration supports healthy skin, helps regulate blood pressure and body temperature, and is vital for digestion and other bodily functions. Proper hydration is also important for a healthy immune system and healthy mucous membranes, which will help you fight off colds and flu. Talk to your doctor about your ideal amount of daily hydration, whether from water, other fluids, or water-rich foods.

Bonus Tip: We also need to be hydrated to produce healthy levels of saliva. Saliva washes away food particles and bacteria from teeth and braces and helps neutralize enamel-eroding acidity in the mouth.

  • Eat Healthy Foods

A healthy diet is crucial for a healthy immune system, with foods such as lean proteins, fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and low-fat dairy products.

Bonus Tip: A balanced diet is good for your oral health, too! We need vitamins A and C for healthy gums and oral tissues, minerals like calcium and phosphorus to keep tooth enamel strong, and dairy products enriched with vitamin D, which enables our bodies to absorb the calcium we get in our diet.

What happens if you become ill despite your precautions? 

  • Reduce the Chance of Infecting Others

If you’re ill, you can help stop the spread of germs by limiting contact with other people, covering your mouth and nose when you cough or sneeze, washing your hands frequently, and cleaning the common surfaces in your house which harbor germs. 

Bonus Tip: Sharing isn’t caring when it comes to colds and flu. No matter how close you are to your family members or roommates, your toothbrushes shouldn’t be close at all. Let your brush air-dry in an upright position away from other brushes to avoid contamination. 

  • Be Choosy about OTC Medications 

If you take sugary cough or cold medications, brush or rinse afterward. Sugar-free cough drops are better for your teeth than sweet lozenges which bathe your enamel in sugar as you let them dissolve. 

Bonus Tip: Don’t bite into cough drops! You risk not only broken brackets and wires, but chipped and cracked teeth.

  • Keep Up with Healthy Habits

Be sure to keep hydrated, especially if you’ve been suffering from vomiting or diarrhea. Get the sleep you need to recover. Eat a well-balanced diet.

Bonus Tip: Stay on top of your dental hygiene and brush and floss as usual, with one caution. Vomiting brings up harsh stomach acids which weaken the mineral bonds keeping tooth enamel strong, so brushing right away can be abrasive. If you throw up, rinse your mouth with water and wait 30 minutes before brushing to allow your enamel to come back to full strength.

  • Stay Home When You’re Sick

You’ll get better faster with proper care, which includes getting the rest you need to recover. And you won’t be sharing germs with the people around you.

Bonus Tip: If you have an appointment scheduled with your orthodontist, reschedule if necessary. Your orthodontic team at Chan & Chen Orthodontics will be happy to accommodate you to prevent the spread of germs and to make any procedure a more comfortable one.

It’s the height of cold and flu season in Andover, but you’re not alone! Talk to your doctor about immunizations and other preventative measures. If you do become ill, follow your physician’s recommendations. And if you have any orthodontic concerns, your orthodontic team is prepared with timely advice—at any time of year.

Let’s Make Halloween Treats Less Tricky!

October 29th, 2025

If the scariest part of Halloween in Andover is trying to figure out which treats are braces-friendly and which treats are braces-frightful, we have a fiendishly simple suggestion to help keep your brackets and wires safe from harm: ghost any treats which are chewy, crunchy, hard, or sticky!

It’s no mystery how certain candies and treats can cause trouble for your braces. The pulling effect of chewy candies like caramels can pull a bracket right off your tooth. Biting into a hard candy can break a wire. Crunchy treats can get stuck under wires and damage braces. Sticky foods pull on your wires and brackets.

Broken braces are no fun. Loose or detached brackets can be uncomfortable. Bent or broken wires can cause sores and cuts inside your mouth. Damaged braces mean extra trips to Chan & Chen Orthodontics for repairs, and can even delay your treatment if the damage is significant or you can’t see Drs. Chen and Sepe right away. 

And chewy, crunchy, hard, and sticky treats have a haunting effect on your dental health as well. These foods stick to brackets and wires and can be difficult to brush or floss away. Cavity-causing bacteria feast on the sugars and food particles left behind, putting you at greater risk for cavities.

So, what specific treats should *vanish* from your candy collection this Halloween? Here are some of the most damaging to braces: 

  • Chewy caramels, taffy, fruit chews, gum, and licorice
  • Crunchy candied apples, caramel popcorn, peanut brittle, nuts, and popcorn balls 
  • Hard and hard-shelled candies, lollipops (especially with gum centers), and jawbreakers
  • Sticky gummies, jellybeans, and candy corn

But it’s not all frightful news! There are many spook-tacularly good treats which you can enjoy without putting your braces in jeopardy:

  • Peanut butter cups
  • Soft chocolate bars (with no nuts or caramel hiding inside!)
  • Soft cupcakes
  • Pudding cups
  • Mint patties
  • Ice cream
  • Sugar-free gum (if it’s okay with your orthodontist)

And here are a few good tricks for keeping your teeth and gums healthy, whether or not you wear braces:

  • Brush and floss after treats. 
  • Enjoy sweets in moderation. 
  • Skip the sour candies. Acidic foods can damage tooth enamel.
  • Eat treats with a meal. Eating increases saliva production, which helps neutralize acids and wash away food particles.

Don’t let a damaged bracket or wire spoil your Halloween fun. Talk to Drs. Chen and Sepe to learn which candies are a treat for both you and your braces and you’ll stay on the fast track to a boo-tiful, healthy smile!

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